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CAZ REAL & Incredibil !!!
Din ciclul realitatea depaseste ORICE IMAGINATIE (Bucuresti)!!!!!!

Caz medical la Floreasca noaptea trecuta: niste tipi au facut un chef intr-o casa, undeva pe Primaverii (o casa din aia veche, cu scara interioara rotunda). La ora 11 noaptea, au ramas fara bere si au zis ca pleaca sa cumpere.... Dar erau putin turtiti si s-au hotarat sa coboare cele 4 etaje cu SCHIURILE; s-au echipat si au coborat.
La etajul 2, era o baba de 84 ani care ducea gunoiul. Astia au dat peste ea si, naspa, accident. Vine salvarea, o duc la Floreasca, cu fractura de bazin.
Se trezesc astia din betie si merg la Floreasca ca sa vada despre ce e vorba. La spital, ia baba de unde

nu-i (patul gol, proaspat aranjat). Astia, cica, au inghetat, crezand ca a murit, si se duc la medicul de garda ca sa vada care-i treaba. De acolo afla ca baba fusese transferata la spitalul 9 (psychiatry) pentru consult, pentru ca toata noaptea insistase ca o lovise un SCHIOR pe casa scarii!!

When real life goes beyond imagination. Last night, Floreasca Emergency Hospital, Bucharest.

Location in space and time: Wild party thrown in an old, four-storey stylish house. Classy interior staircase, posh neighbourhood. Close to midnight. 

Protagonists: A group of young chaps and...

Their mind blurred by the alcoholic haze.

Who goes for an extra beer ?

The host's beer stock was rapidly running low. So, on the spur of the moment the thirsty blokes decide to go and get some more. Nothing to write home about so far. The only problem was that they thought themselves the proud followers of Ingemar Stenmark and mutually agreed that a ski descent would be the quickest means of transportation from the fourth floor to the upper ground one. Said and done. They put their skiis on and off  "the steep slope" they go. But... tough luck ! On the second floor, an old lady was the element of surprise on their  perilous attempt to conquer the Everest from top to bottom. Obviously, they hit her and what followed leaves no doubt to imagination. A fractured hip. 112. Ambulance, doctors...

The next morning. The "wake up".

Coming to their senses and realizing the gravity of their deeds, the blokes decide to go to Floreasca and check on the old lady. Once there, they enter the ward only to find out to their big surprise that she had vanished into thin air. The view was not very reassuring: an empty bed, clean sheets on it and no trace of the old lady. Their heart sank a bit (a bit more) thinking that she had kicked the bucket (i.e. died). Remorsefully, they go to see her doctor. Serenely and at peace with himself, he tells them that the old lady had been transferred to the psychiatric ward of a different hospital as the whole night she had insisted she had been hit by a skier on her home's staircase... And honestly... can you blame him?

The above translation from Romanian to English bears my personal touch. Adica, "floricelele" imi apartin.:)